i_amclandestinc

echoing off bathroom stalls and supply closet walls

Sat, 12 May 2007 04:00:22 GMT

life moves at the wrong pace.what i want to go faster crawls along and what i want to slow down passes by in a blur.i don't know how much longer i can take this.and i let you down and i said I'm sorry.

what city is this again? no time to explore.
interview from hell today. we're learning. but when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be

You meddling kids.

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 18:59:07 GMT

You're all so cute with your deep ~*political discussions*~. You little bastards think you know everything about everything.
Since when are the lives of members of a representative democracy affected by what goes on in national and international politics?! STFU with your damn trendy bitching. orange is not the new pink, FOB is not emo, and Bush is not the new Kerry!!

Anyone with sense knows that the only thing that should matter in your pointless lives is Blink 182, esp. Tom Delonge, who will ALWAYS be my biggest influence and best hero. <3 4ever Tom, 18 months from now I swear I will not be citing other bands as our influences.

In honor of Blink's break up, let's relive some of their most beautiful lyrical work.

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
I fucked your mom

*tears up*

Who's feeling emo-tional?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:22:23 GMT

jellyfish.salted oysters and clams. crabcakes. floating weightless as stray, tattered seaweed in the churning foam, the receding tide. The moon is shining so falsely on my pearlwhite skin.whaleblubber.

Anyone up for seafood tonight?